What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !