What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!