What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !