What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!