What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

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What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !