What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.