What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !