What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when he likes something?

A: It's purrrfect.

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.