What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.