What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.