What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

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What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away