How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.