How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

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Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.