How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

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How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

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Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ?

Voldetort.