Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do?

A hypokrout.

How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Klaustrophobic Jokes More Klaustrophobic Jokes

What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

German Man Jokes More German Man Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!