Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

What's a German's favorite fruit?

An Auto-Bahnana

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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!