What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

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How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!