What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.