What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.