What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.