What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.