What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

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What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.