What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears