What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u