What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto