What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there