What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

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What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."