What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.