What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#