What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

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What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#