What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.