What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!

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No studs. All tongue in groove.

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It was unmiscible.

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#