What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ?

Beef fair now !

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.