What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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Patty Jokes More Patty Jokes

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.