What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What do you call a resturaunt for bulemia victims?

The Empty Plate"

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

Rimshot Jokes More Rimshot Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)