What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)