What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

What's the best part of a woman?

between 18 and 24 yrs

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Rimshot Jokes More Rimshot Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)