What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman fall into the well?

She couldn't see that well.

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Rimshot Jokes More Rimshot Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)