What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What do you call a resturaunt for bulemia victims?

The Empty Plate"

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Rimshot Jokes More Rimshot Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)