You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*
Four drinks.
LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
A woman in her place...
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
A: Behind the plate.
They don't want to be ostrich-sized!
With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)