What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread?

A faggette

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird