Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

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What do you call a pompous piece of bread?

A braguette.

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

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Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.