What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.