What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.