What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's baked everyday and sells itself?

bread

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.