What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper

What do you call a bachelor party without strippers?

A: (sorry if this is the wrong forum)

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!