What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.