What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples