What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

What do you call it when a stripper does charity work?

Pro work

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!