What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What does a pickle use to make bread?

Dill Dough.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples