It was ground a few minutes ago.
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Have I got an ax to grind with you.
He made a spectacle of himself.
13 blackberries and 5 apples
They both grind on bones to make their bread.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
The police made him bring it back again.
He got turd degree burns.
Inbred.
Flu-catcher bread
He was resisting a rest
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
When the color of the license plates start to change.
Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.
A fruit by the foot
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
Prom
He looks for the punchline
quiet the opposite.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
