Grind Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Juicer Jokes More Juicer Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!