It was ground a few minutes ago.
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Have I got an ax to grind with you.
He made a spectacle of himself.
13 blackberries and 5 apples
They both grind on bones to make their bread.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
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I can't even...
That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
A: So the cops can find the handles.
Quit Russian.
Thtop taking the pith out of me!
An I-shoulda-pede.
A dia-beetle
Dental floss.
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do
It freaks out the dogs!
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.