Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.