Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.