Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.