Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.