Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.