Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.