Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
because chicken.
It chickened out.
Mooove
An alligator.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
They'd get caught in the chain.
Let's Rock and Roll.
Ghetto Blaster
A maid man.
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
They all get in the bat-tub.