What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

How often do I see alligators?

Ocajunally