What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.