What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What is the primary job of an alligator?

make allegations