What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Previous Random Joke Next
Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

How often do I see alligators?

Ocajunally