What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

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Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P