Why did the gamer cross the road?

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty