Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.