Why did the gamer cross the road?

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Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

What birds are found in Portugal ?

Portu-geese !

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What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

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