From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
To buy another pair of AirPods.
they're investing in wheel estate.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
Tell him drinks are on the house.
A Yoghurt's got culture!
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
Jason's Dale!
None. They just move out of the house.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Jason's Doner-Van
A kaBOMB...*hah*