From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !
Uniball
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
You guessed it: we're all white.
Tell him drinks are on the house.
Jason's Doner-Van
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
A blowtorch.
None. They just move out of the house.
A kaBOMB...*hah*