From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
I bought some thyme yesterday.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.
Tell him drinks are on the house.
A Yoghurt's got culture!
Jason's Doner-Van
Jason's Dale!
None. They just move out of the house.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
A kaBOMB...*hah*