What do you call a Muslim with a kebab?

A kaBOMB...*hah*

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Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?

Jason's Doner-Van