What do you call a Muslim with a kebab?

A kaBOMB...*hah*

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What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

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Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?

Jason's Doner-Van

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)