IC (icy) .
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
The post office.
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Icy dead people!