What has seven arms and can't spell?

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

What's a sailor's favorite solvent?

the Seven Cs.

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How can you spell too much with two letters?

XS (excess).

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

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What has nine arms and blows?

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