What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

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What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing