What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard