What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

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What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.