How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions?

A crime fighter

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

App Jokes More App Jokes

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.