How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

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How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.