How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

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Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.