What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.