What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.