What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.