What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What's a riot?

Three dyslexics.

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

Ponder Jokes More Ponder Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher?

He pondered the question "Toby, or not Toby "