What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

Ponder Jokes More Ponder Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher?

He pondered the question "Toby, or not Toby "