What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

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Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.