What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.