What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

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Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")