Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip