Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype