How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What are we gonna name our band?

from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout