What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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You get a Christian Bale

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.