How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."