How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time