How does a cat tell time??

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.