How does a cat tell time??

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Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

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What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin