How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!