How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!