Lady Gaga Jokes

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.

How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Poker Face Jokes More Poker Face Jokes

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg