Lady Gaga Jokes

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.

How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

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How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

When's your birthday?

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Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

B Shell Jokes More B Shell Jokes

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!