How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.