How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!