How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.