How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!