How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.