What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

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What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.