What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.