What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them