Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
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Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.
Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
Pump kin.
Arkansas
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
the same thing Arkansas
They can't stop licking their paws.
A girl who can run faster than her brothers.
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Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
A: Highway 55.
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
They all live in Arkansas
Because everyone there hates integration.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
What Arkansas..
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Family reunions.
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
Damn, son. It's about time!
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Either way someone's losing a trailer.
Pretty much anything, just no Scope.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
pay him for the pizza.
When he was nailed on the cross.
Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!
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He didn't believe in love at first sight.
