Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
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Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.
Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
Pump kin.
Arkansas
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
the same thing Arkansas
They can't stop licking their paws.
A girl who can run faster than her brothers.
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Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
A: Highway 55.
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
They all live in Arkansas
Because everyone there hates integration.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
What Arkansas..
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Family reunions.
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
Because they're STONERS!
You get stoned.
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.
Toothpaste.
Neither of them can be used as functional tables.
They don't want to!
his biance
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
They'll always swallow
GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!
Imagination.
Kick the alter boy in the chin )
Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne
