Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
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Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.
Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
Pump kin.
Arkansas
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
the same thing Arkansas
They can't stop licking their paws.
A girl who can run faster than her brothers.
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Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
A: Highway 55.
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
They all live in Arkansas
Because everyone there hates integration.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
What Arkansas..
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Family reunions.
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
When the color of the license plates start to change.
We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.
Your partner has to chew before swallowing...
by losing a billion dollars in business.
a Strayola
They can never get further than the tip!
AR-Kansas
The HUGS boson!
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
The steaks were getting too damn high.
Because XD
