What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.