Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Little Rock Jokes More Little Rock Jokes

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

Calculus Teacher Jokes More Calculus Teacher Jokes

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Integration Jokes More Integration Jokes

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

Calculus Jokes More Calculus Jokes

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.