What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus