How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it