What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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She went to the battered women's shelter

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He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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Somebody shot her.

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Because he would only do the minimum?

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He was accused of wreckless driving.

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They thought she was micromanaging them!

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha