What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."