What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.