Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever