Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

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Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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Saturday Night Fever.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever