Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever