Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal