Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

River Jokes More River Jokes

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the football go to the bank?

to get is quarterback.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal