Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila

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Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed