Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed