How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

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What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.