How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.