How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.