How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.