Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

E Jokes More E Jokes

What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?