Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

E Jokes More E Jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do