Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.