Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.