Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

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How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

What do elves post on Social Media?

Elf-ies.

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.