Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Because those men already have boyfriends.
The mirror
It lifts their spirits.
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
Like this.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
The pope died a virgin
Kick the altar boy in the chin.
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
Everything there is recycled, including this post.
Free Willy
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
