Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.
Tulips on your organ.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
Dumb ones!
It promotes equality.
He has so many Bishops!
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Free Willy
Their peckers are on their heads.
flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
Buds before suds, bro.
