What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.