What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.