What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!